... Honking Wheezle-Fest'. Bertram turned to Salvador with a knowing gleam in his eye. "What do you say, Salvador?" he exclaimed, "This could be my chance!"

"Faaack me, guv" said Salvador, rolling his eyes, "You've got more buffalo stance (chance) of plate spinning (winning) an apples and pears lionel blairs (Lionel Blairs) looky-likey arm rest (contest) than winnin' thaaaat old crockery (mockery) of a monstrous thighs (prize)!"

Undeterred by this comment, although slightly confused that Salvador was verbalising his own ryyming slang, Bertram strolled bravely up to Annie's spiky knees. "Rrrrroll up, ya wee snotty bastard! Fur tha small amoont of 5 of ya fam'lees fingurs, you too can enter. HONK! All ye have ta doo is..."