Millenium of the Perenium

Once upon a time, there was a magical perenium, who went by the name of Bertram. He was a sensitive soul, as pereniums are wont to be, and he spent many an hour humming "Honk, Honk, Honk, Give me some strong arms to protect me-self". As he hummed this favourite ditty of his, he would also daydream about...