...a branch of popular high street dispensing chemistry chain, Boots the chemists. He sniffed his oozing phlegm back into himself and through his clearing vision who should he spy, but popular 80s tag-team arsonists and part-time perineum-hunters, Annie Lennox & Mary Whitehouse arguing over the last, precious jar of haemorrhoid cream. Mary directed her screeching larynx towards Annie, "Oi, giz it back, I need it to fill the gaping void in my...