...scarred childhood. I never 'ad a perineum of me own, an' all the kids used to bully me when it were my turn at 'What's The Time Mr Perineum?' in the playground. Only the tingling sensation of this cream can make me feel like an 'ole woman".
But Annie was devoid of emotion at her friend's plight and replied "Honk Honk, I could'nee giva shite, darlin', I never had a wee perineum neither! And jus' look at me, I'm all woman! HONK!"
Bertam listened eagerly, and watched the beautiful Annie from his peripheral, perineum-vision. He could not help but wonder, dream, that she could possibly be...