...accidently (so they say) ran over Horacina the Transsexual Duck, smashing her beak into 593 pieces.

At which point the insipid snail appeared out of everywhere & proclaimed: "Do not fear for I will impart you with important knowledge far beyond the secrets of this mutilated duck. Once upon a ti..." but before he could finish his wearisome sentence, Bertrum & Salvador came over each other in berserk rage, hacked the snail into 593 bite-sized pieces & gorged themselves on his squishy innards.

They were promptly arrested by the Mollusc Police & taken to court where the behorny-wigged Judge Judy sentenced them to...

to fulfill your Bronchial Vineyard dream, is go and find Horacina the Transsexual Duck. She will tell you the secrets of successfully running a Bronchial Vineyard. HONK! but there are certain things you must know about this strange creature. HONK! HONK!"

She is a solitary creature and she uses her quack power to disorientate her enemies. HONK! to placate her you need to sing to her some of my greatest hits. HONK! HONK! HONK!"

So Bertram and Salvador trundled off on their unitards and with Annie's wise words and HONKING resonating in their ears they...