to fulfill your Bronchial Vineyard dream, is go and find Horacina the Transsexual Duck. She will tell you the secrets of successfully running a Bronchial Vineyard. HONK! but there are certain things you must know about this strange creature. HONK! HONK!"

She is a solitary creature and she uses her quack power to disorientate her enemies. HONK! to placate her you need to sing to her some of my greatest hits. HONK! HONK! HONK!"

So Bertram and Salvador trundled off on their unitards and with Annie's wise words and HONKING resonating in their ears they...