...accidently (so they say) ran over Horacina the Transsexual Duck, smashing her beak into 593 pieces.

At which point the insipid snail appeared out of everywhere & proclaimed: "Do not fear for I will impart you with important knowledge far beyond the secrets of this mutilated duck. Once upon a ti..." but before he could finish his wearisome sentence, Bertrum & Salvador came over each other in berserk rage, hacked the snail into 593 bite-sized pieces & gorged themselves on his squishy innards.

They were promptly arrested by the Mollusc Police & taken to court where the behorny-wigged Judge Judy sentenced them to...