...fulfil your destiny. Go on, do it!!"
"Oh, for God's sake" whined Bertram, "This is bloody dragging on something chronic".
"Too bloody right, Gov'ner!" Salvador agreed, remembering his cockney accent after what felt like years of silence.
But Horicina had another thing to say...

"HONK"

... and with that, she morphed into her true form, Jay-Aston-wannabe: Annie Lennox!

"HONK HONK! OCH AYE! You were the only one who could be bothered to search for your destiny HONK! And now I shall reward you with the greatest prize of all! You shall bestowed the honour of being the King of my feminine, bronchial vineyard jungle thing HONK! Oh aye! Come to Mamma, my little one!"

After such an uninteresting, and unscottish speech, Bertram could do nothing but sob his thanks to Annie, and live happily ever after as her weeping perineum.

However, what happened to Salvador is another story...

THE END