...Horacina's reconstituted beak.
Quickly, Bertram and Salvador bellowed honk songs until the duck relented.
"I am defeated, but completion of the Honking Wheezle-Fest you are taking part in, involves you listening to me tell you how to run a vineyard. So I will and you will win the Honking Wheezle-Fest, even if you do brush your teeth for less minutes per day than I, " he/she said, transsexually. "For there appears to be no other contestants."
"So to run a bronchial vineyard, you must..."