...a dog named Megatron, salivating furiously at the sight of an exhausted Felicity. "Blimey" exclaimed Felicity, "that was unexpected, and I still feel slightly unclean from that last entry".

Megatron growled a tiny chuckle at the word "entry" before approaching Felicity and kindly licking all 19 of her toes. But things seemed a little too quiet, and something was clearly afoot.

"Something might actually, in a very real sense, be afoot" said Megatron, having just discovered the power of human speech. And afoot it was indeed, as suddenly Felicity reached into her pocket and pulled out...