...with the use of his imaginary truncheon, fashioned Sue into a kind of speed boat. She shouted "Climb aboard Captain!" and Felicity did just that, got out her magical cards and began to play solitaire, for that is how the Sue 'Barking' Barker speed boat is powered, it says so in the brochure. Her engine was humming nicely, the motor blades turned at a million times a second and started throwing up deadly shards of grass into the policeman's eyes, "In your face Daddio!" the dastardly duo screamed as they flew off over the horizon and into the mouth of...